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NO TALKING IN RANKS
You're in the Russian army now!
Alvar is back and shemale as ever
His quest to become a futa begins now.
When he doesn't know what a futa is.
Your still alive...?
you ass caliber fughfagoot.
No, I am kill.
No, he is Rushing.
HE'S RUSHIN' GET IT" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
I think he got captured by the russians
Too elusive for that.
I'm so fresh
When the whole squad looking fresh and you take a picture.
Let's see you grit those teeth
Look out, he's got a gun!
It's the squad, not a big deal.
He just shot two people.
No they didn't
HE'S GONNA SHOOT THE SQUAD
Squad too stronk.
HE JUST SHOT FIVE PEOPLE AND HE'S SHOOTING AT US
I think you're imaging shit, I don't see it
Not even April m9, try again
SHUTUP DON'T RUIN IT FOR ME MAN THIS WAS MY MOMENT AND THEN YOU TOOK IT AWAY YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF FOR BEING SO SHALLOW I WILL REPORT YOU TO THE SOCIAL AUTHORITIES FOR BEING SO RUDE
When ya keking this hard.
It had to be said
you say what you think but not what you mean
DIE YOU STPID UGLY SHOEING SHAGGOTATING LOVING PERSONBO DUMMY LOVING PEICE OF CRAPPING PEEING GIRL HATING DICK LOVING PRESENT HATING BIG DUM KNESS IN YOUR ASS DUMMY
How's being a pseudo woman
Hey, Alvar is back!
Shoe shoe shoe! It's all about big dumb knees and shoes and dick loving with that alvar.
Is that your face? Your ugly.
That's Chad Warden you fool.
I think he just called you ugly, how rude.
I am the salt master.
Let's string him up by his thumbs and practice water boarding, he's probably a terrorist anyways
Okay let's do it.
Wait where'd he go? WHO LEFT THE DOOR OPEN?!
Your incompetence is astounding.
I WAS STANDING HERE TALKING TO YOU, IT WAS THAT GUYS FAULT!
I DONT WANNA HEAR EXCUSES
WELL WHY ARE WE WASTING TIME YELLING?! Let's go get him!
I ALREADY SHOT HIM
Oh, good show. Fatally?
Well that's that then.
NOW WHERE IS MY PUDDING?
Why do you ask these random questions?
Because I expect RESULT!
That ain't happening lol
Well, at least you killed the russian spy.
I'm assuming you disposed of the body?
NOW GET THE PUDDING
Well, alright. Maybe it's time to invade Russia.
Don't okay me, you're the one who handles the military.
I don't understand.
YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN RUNNING THE MILITARY
DO SOMETHING, RUSSIA IS INVADING EUROPE
I'd rather not.
OH THE HUMANITY
AND NOW CHINA IS INVADING JAPAN AND ATTACKING THE US NAVY, DO SOMETHING!
Why are you making stuff up, none of this is happening.
Fine. I'm just gonna watch. You can just let the military fall apart.
Alright I don't give a fuck lol
How I spent the night on Valentine's,listening to this kind of music:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJWEVTHRPXI
The saddest part is that while this might have came out 45 years ago when this lady could 'haunt' listeners with her vocals,she will be not able to do so today,so the world 'kind of' lost one of its songbirds from last century.
Aight, I'll give it a listen.
Valentines day? Who does anything on valentines day?!
A lot of people.
Also Europe collapsed and China conquered Japan.
Don't really mind.
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